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LottomagicZ4941
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Taxes can be taxing so how about some Tax jokes?  Reply with quote  

How come the blond wouldn't pay her taxes?
Looks like google wants to give her the benifit of the doubt;)
"Did you mean: how come the blonde couldn't pay her taxes "

How come the blond wouldn't pay her taxes?
'Cuz her boyfriend paid them.

Ronald Regan once said something to the tune that the gov would tax anything that moved and if it moved some more they would tax it some more.

IF you don't like taxes don't drive on the road.

"You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip."
-- Advertisement [hum me thinks this one can be reworked into a blond joke]

from
http://www.businesstaxrecovery.com/funny_quotes

The bellow are also from the above

"[I]f the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further."
-- G. Guttman
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."
-- Calvin Coolidge
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax."
-- Albert Einstein

New I hope tax joke. Your grandmother is so blond she sent the IRS all her money.

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[editing in with 2 new tax jokes]

Your Grandmother is so blond she sent the IRS all her money.

How come the blond wouldn't pay her taxes?
Looks like google wants to give her the benifit of the doubt;)
"Did you mean: how come the blonde couldn't pay her taxes "

How come the blond wouldn't pay her taxes?
'Cuz her boyfriend paid them.

Ronald Regan once said something to the tune that the gov would tax anything that moved and if it moved some more they would tax it some more.

IF you don't like taxes don't drive on the road.

"You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip."
-- Advertisement

from
http://www.businesstaxrecovery.com/funny_quotes

The bellow are also from the above

"[I]f the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further."
-- G. Guttman
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."
-- Calvin Coolidge
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax."
-- Albert Einstein

The above was posted on with more promotional stuff added
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While I was posting my blond tax jokes and rants I came up with another one. What do blonds, grandmothers and taxes have in common. We love them all. This one might not even make it to the blond joke thread.

But I challenge you to come up with a beter blond tax joke.

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Post Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:50 am
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